Posts tagged ‘Purchase the Experience’
Toys – We need constant entertainment
We need some new toys, the current ones we have are just not fun anymore. Please, contribute any amount you can spare to our toy fund, so we don’t have to be bored. Contribute $50 or more and we’ll name one of them after you. Then every time we play with it, it will be like we are playing with you.
Today we discuss packing possibilities for Jessica for her trip to Portugal. How the hell do you pack for 10 days with one bag?
TPP FOREPLAY
It is or its snot.
We were going to talk about being addicted to capitalism, but decided we didn’t have enough information yet. Also, Jessica is leaving me for two weeks, what am I going to do?? Is it unprofessional for me to get up and blow my nose during this?
Bag lady wants to talk about bags. | 00:05:12
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Our friend Tim donated this lovely bottle of Smoking Loon Pinot Grigio and we just wanted to tell you about how he totally made our day and now we get to sit in the bathtub drinking this bottle of wine. We do a passive-aggresive tasting, but first Jessica does the skin-flap-thing with her nylons. Thanks Tim!
TPP PREROLL
This one’s for you Tim
Kelly should have worn nylons too. Jessica really should have worn more clothes, because people from her work watch this. Kelly thinks the water is too cold but she’s wrong. Pony makes a beastly cameo. We discuss the merits of wearing nylons and Jessica fucking splashes all the equipment. So is it cool to say real names? Let us know. I mean how many people do you know that regularly record podcasts in the bathtub?
Jessica is wearing her nylons again! | 00:08:27
TPP POSTROLL
Jessica is a Neko
Are you sure this will only be in the postroll? Jessica identifies as a Neko and demonstrates cat-like behavior by cleaning herself and purring. Pony is embarrassed. We end with the beginnings of a discussion about SERIOUSLY annoying legalities.
Grooming yourself does make you a Neko | 00:01:16
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Weekly Grocery Purchase
As you know, we like to eat well. As a result, our groceries are one of our main expenditures. Some of things we usually buy every week:
Produce: bananas, cherries, grapes, cantaloupe, onion, garlic, tomatoes, peppers
Meat: extra lean ground beef, top-sirloin steak, bacon, sliced turkey & turkey breast
Dry Goods: whole wheat pasta, double fiber english muffins, whole wheat tortillas, pistachios, Special K, Cheerios, beans, corn
Dairy: milk, cheese
Poultry: eggs, chicken breasts
Have a suggestion for something we should try? Want to make sure that we keep eating healthy or contribute to us eating even better? Why not help us purchase groceries?
Contributors
- 7.12.09 | Anonymous |
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White Wine Spritzers
Can you believe Jessica “didn’t even like wine” until my birthday this past May? It was the only thing in plastic bottles at the gas station, and we needed something to take to the pool. That was her first time and now she’s hooked!
Wine has less caloric impact than beer and is often more pleasurable to drink than vodka. We were sick of drinking vodka every time we drank (not to mention blacking out and/or barfing due to our low tolerance), so wine was the obvious answer! We have found that mixing it with Sprite enables us to have more drinks without getting wasted so early in the night. It lets us prolong our drinking experience ;)
Want us to have a relaxing night in enjoying a spritz and watching a movie or doing a craft? Want to see us stay healthy and happy by making good decisions about alcohol consumption? Won’t you pretty please buy us some white wine spritzers?
Contributors
- 7.09.09 | Tim Borbely | Smooking Loon Pinot Grigio | Bathtub Wine Tasting
- TBD | DollyGagging |
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